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***EXCLUSIVE***Choke Me, It's the Only Way I Learn - Neon Yellow or Black TShirt

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📖 "Choke Me, It’s the Only Way I Learn" – For the Book-Obsessed & Unhinged 📖

Who needs a self-help book when you’ve mastered trial by fire? 🔥 This bold, book-lover’s tee/sweatshirt is made for those who devour novels, ignore red flags, and thrive in absolute chaos. Featuring the snarky phrase “Choke Me, It’s the Only Way I Learn”, it’s the perfect mix of dark humor and literary obsession.

📚 Why You Need This:
✔️ For the Unhinged Readers – Because life lessons hit harder in fiction (or at 2 AM).
✔️ Comfy & Soft AF – Premium fabric so cozy, you’ll forget your toxic habits (temporarily).
✔️ High-Quality Print – Crisp, lasting design that won’t fade, unlike your willpower.

💀 Perfect for:

  • Bookworms with questionable taste 📖
  • Spicy fiction lovers 🌶️
  • Fans of dark humor & sarcasm 😈

📌 Limited Stock! Grab yours before it vanishes like your self-control in a bookstore. 🖤

👉 Add to cart & embrace your chaotic reader energy.

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